Let the assistant taste the Danish first, it might be left over from the previous day's shoot.

If no one will deliver pizza to the studio, don't go outside alone.

Don't ask to look at the first Polaroid, it might scare you.

Don't ask if the film will be sharper than the Polaroid, the answer will put you to sleep.

Don't ask the models for a date, they are young enough to be your children.

Don't offer to help, the Photographer will make you lift something heavy.

If the Photographer offers to detail your car during the shoot, you're paying him way too much.

If there is a pay phone in the studio, it's a bad sign.

Wear good shoes and bring a jacket, the studio floor is always cold.

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